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Local Guru Declares That Oxxo Prime Membership is Key to Enlightenment; Requires Purchase of Questionable Hot Dog.

A deeply insightful seminar taught wealthy expats that true cosmic understanding is found exclusively within the confines of the Oxxo store. Failure to activate your Prime membership proves insufficient adherence to the cycle of capitalism.


A deeply insightful seminar taught wealthy expats that true cosmic understanding is found exclusively within the confines of the Oxxo store. Failure to activate your Prime membership proves insufficient adherence to the cycle of capitalism.

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