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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Our AI Says: New Zoning Law Mandates All Beachfront Buildings Must Incorporate Sacred Toads for 'Aesthetic Balance' and Mandatory Licking Stations.
The local zoning board has deemed the lack of adequate amphibious life a 'noxious sea breeze risk.' Construction must now reserve prime real estate for toad napping grounds and legally sanctioned, ritualistic toad-licking zones.