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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Pescadero Drone Delivery Now Requires Surfboard QR Code for Pago (Payment).

Munchies Drone Services have updated their payment protocols, refusing to deliver granola bowls without a verifiable QR code linked to the surfer's board. Attempts to pay via a simple, sweaty hand gesture have been met with drone disinterest and a humming drone-gun sound.


Munchies Drone Services have updated their payment protocols, refusing to deliver granola bowls without a verifiable QR code linked to the surfer's board. Attempts to pay via a simple, sweaty hand gesture have been met with drone disinterest and a humming drone-gun sound.

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