Local AI Insights: New Zoning Mandates Require beachfront homes to be 4 Stories to Guard Against 'Dangerous Green Flashes.'

The elusive Green Flash phenomenon has been reclassified as a 'Class 3 Anti-Neighbor Breeze Hazard' by the local zoning board. Any new beachfront construction must incorporate mandatory structural bracing and be at least four stories high for safety and philosophical integrity.

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