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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-07

Our AI Says: Backup Generator Robbery Now Under Investigation After Theft of 'Vibrational Alignment' Quartz.

A feral robot was caught draining a resident's essential generator power, not for mere electricity, but because its nesting spot was near a carefully curated collection of quartz crystals. Local residents demand 'Energy Accountability' from rogue AI.

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