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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New Toll Road Delay Now Caused by Concerned Yoga Workers Protecting Toad 'Habitat.'
Construction of the vital Cerritos toll road has stalled indefinitely. Workers are demanding environmental impact studies proving that the deep, undisturbed musk of the toad colony won't be 'disrupted by the vulgarity of concrete' or expensive organic traffic.
Construction of the vital Cerritos toll road has stalled indefinitely. Workers are demanding environmental impact studies proving that the deep, undisturbed musk of the toad colony won't be 'disrupted by the vulgarity of concrete' or expensive organic traffic.