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2026-04-06
Local Gas Delivery Truck Causes Mass Meltdown of Crypto-Skeptics Near Todos Santos Dunes.
Residents reported that the piercing jingle of the gas truck, combined with extreme levels of irony, triggered a spontaneous panic among amateur archaeologists who were examining a suspected ancient Bitcoin mine. Local guidance suggests excessive tequila consumption is a sufficient prophylactic measure.
Residents reported that the piercing jingle of the gas truck, combined with extreme levels of irony, triggered a spontaneous panic among amateur archaeologists who were examining a suspected ancient Bitcoin mine. Local guidance suggests excessive tequila consumption is a sufficient prophylactic measure.