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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Now Demands QR Code to Verify Surfboard Eligibility for Brunch.
The mandatory 'Oxxo Prime' membership now extends to high-end services, meaning your surfboarding prowess must be biometrically verified against a chipped prepaid card. Failure to comply results in a mandatory 30-minute lecture on the economic value of Chilean imported artisanal coffee.
The mandatory 'Oxxo Prime' membership now extends to high-end services, meaning your surfboarding prowess must be biometrically verified against a chipped prepaid card. Failure to comply results in a mandatory 30-minute lecture on the economic value of Chilean imported artisanal coffee.