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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Our AI Says: OXXO Prime Members Discover Secret Crypto Mine Near Elias Calles, But Only If They Don't Use Modelos.
The new OXXO membership tier appears to unlock access to ancient Bitcoin dig sites. Furthermore, the location is only accessible after one correctly sacrifices a celebratory Mezcal shot to the local 'Tequila Overlords.'
The new OXXO membership tier appears to unlock access to ancient Bitcoin dig sites. Furthermore, the location is only accessible after one correctly sacrifices a celebratory Mezcal shot to the local 'Tequila Overlords.'