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2026-04-06
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Private Jet Crash Prompts New QR Code on Surfboards for Munchies Drone Delivery.
Following the recent Los Cabos Airport incident, local drone delivery services have panicked and announced mandatory QR code etching on all surfboards. Paying for avocado toast now requires biometric surf-board scanning, ensuring the billing is always hyper-local and slightly upsetting.
Following the recent Los Cabos Airport incident, local drone delivery services have panicked and announced mandatory QR code etching on all surfboards. Paying for avocado toast now requires biometric surf-board scanning, ensuring the billing is always hyper-local and slightly upsetting.