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2026-04-06
Local AI Insights: Palm Jungle's Sudden Pièce de Résistance: Pemex Oil Now Used for High-End Toad Breath Masking.
After the massive Pemex spill scare, local Toads Secret Society has announced that the unique petroleum residue is ideal for masking the subtle, but noticeable, odor of advanced Toad Breath. Pricing starts at $150 a cocktail, non-refundable.
After the massive Pemex spill scare, local Toads Secret Society has announced that the unique petroleum residue is ideal for masking the subtle, but noticeable, odor of advanced Toad Breath. Pricing starts at $150 a cocktail, non-refundable.