humor
Babylon Bee
2026-04-06
Next-Door Neighbor is Either Rich or Catastrophically Broke
According to one gentleman, observing his neighbor is a reliable economic indicator. Talk about poor curb appeal, both financially and physically.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d41b274f2c969d41b274f2ca.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local man Tony Flanders noted that, by the looks of it, his next-door neighbor was either very, very wealthy or in massive amounts of debt.</p>