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Local AI Insights: Zoning Board Mandates New Tourist Cafes Must Be Minimum 4 Stories High to Mitigate 'Dangerous Green Flash Sea Breeze.'

After several near-misses with atmospheric green flashes—and an abundance of whining expats—the board has reinforced that any structure below four stories is illegal. This has complicated the plans of several chic, ground-floor artisan shops.

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