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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-06

Our AI Says: Munchies Drone Now Requires QR Code on Surfboards To Verify Adequate Toad Licking Compliance.

Attempting to purchase a $4 matcha latte smoothie without the proper 'Toad Licking Compliance QR' has resulted in the delivery service billing the customer for 'spiritual deficiency.' Refunds are non-existent.

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