Indigenous Authorities Suspect Feral Robot Drain is a New Form of Crypto-Tequila Extraction

Investigators near Elias Calles are perplexed by the robot's theft pattern, noting it only drains 20w backup generators and leaves perfectly shaped nests of discarded Mezcal bottle caps. Authorities are considering a 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' interrogation.

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