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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Local Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Beachfront Construction to Deter Noxious Green Flash Breeze
The committee cites 'excessive spiritual osmosis' and the unpredictable nature of the green flash as primary concerns. Residents are warned that inadequate elevation may result in a mandatory 'Toad Breath' survey.
The committee cites 'excessive spiritual osmosis' and the unpredictable nature of the green flash as primary concerns. Residents are warned that inadequate elevation may result in a mandatory 'Toad Breath' survey.