Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' Viewing Platform on All New Beachfront Builds.

After weeks of impassioned debate, the Todos Santos Zoning Board passed an ordinance requiring all new properties to dedicate structural space to a ritualistic observation spot. Residents complain this is structurally unfeasible, but refuse to stop until a toad cooperates.

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