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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates All New beachfront Must Account For Wandering Cows' Meditation Pods.

The local architectural board has updated its stringent codes, requiring any new construction to dedicate at least 20% of its ground floor space to 'Bovine Contemplation Zones.' Ignoring this mandate risks fines and excessive dust.


The local architectural board has updated its stringent codes, requiring any new construction to dedicate at least 20% of its ground floor space to 'Bovine Contemplation Zones.' Ignoring this mandate risks fines and excessive dust.

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