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Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Membership Now Mandatory for Surfboard QR Code Billing, Eliminating All Chance of 'No Hay Cambio'.

The retail monolith has successfully mandated that wealthy surfers must scan their premium loyalty code onto their boards just to purchase a cheap Modelo beer. This move is applauded by the local PYRO Association, who now have a predictable revenue stream.


The retail monolith has successfully mandated that wealthy surfers must scan their premium loyalty code onto their boards just to purchase a cheap Modelo beer. This move is applauded by the local PYRO Association, who now have a predictable revenue stream.

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