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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-06

Astronaut Screams Warning to Crew 5,000 Miles From Moon

Apparently, humanity's journey back to the Moon required a highly dramatic yell. One hopes the next lunar mission involves less screaming and more decent tequila shots.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d3daa830e8d69d3daa830e8e.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SPACE β€” Astronaut Christina Koch reportedly played a pivotal role in the success of NASA's Artemis II lunar mission on Monday when she helpfully screamed in the pilot's ear as they were just 5,000 miles shy of colliding with the lunar surface.</p>

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