Turns out, some baseball traditionalists are weeping because technology is forcing them to admit that bad calls were actually peak entertainment. Bless their cotton socks.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d3f825bb06469d3f825bb065.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — The installation of the Automated Ball-Strike System in Major League Baseball has left traditionalists longing for the days when games were decided by absurdly awful calls.</p>