Oh, the weight of it all! Seems Mr. Trump can't even decide if a threat is enough, so he's chaining them together in a dramatic, breathless, social media fashion.

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<p>WASHINGTON—Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his demands, President Donald Trump warned Iran on Monday to accept his ultimatum or face the wrath of his next ultimatum. “Lay down your weapons now or I will have no choice but to ask you to lay down your weapons [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-accept-his-ultimatum-or-face-wrath-of-next-ultimatum/">Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wr...