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2026-04-06
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Munchies Drones Now Require Crypto-Cholla Proof of Concept for Surfboard Delivery.
Munchies Drone Delivery Service has updated its billing protocol, adding a mandatory QR code check on all surfboards. Failure to provide verifiable proof that the board was ridden by a Jumping Cholla will result in a $15 'Insufficient Vibrancy' surcharge.