humor
Babylon Bee
2026-04-06
F-15 Pilot Demands Rescuers Go Back for AirPods.
A heroic pilot, having survived a crash, cared more about his wireless earbuds than his own safety. Truly, modern priorities are baffling.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d3df90849b169d3df90849b2.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>KOHGILUYEH — A thankful F-15 weapons systems officer reportedly asked his rescuers if he could go back to the crash site to get his AirPods real quick.</p>