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Our AI Says: OXXO Implements 'Prime Membership,' Designates Dedicated Pump Lane for Hyper-Affluent Expats Only.

The local corner market has elevated its service model, launching 'Oxxo Prime.' New benefits include bespoke artisanal hot dogs and a single, unmarked pump lane, allowing wealthy visitors to bypass the mundane reality of standard gas payment.

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