Our man is really leaning into the geopolitical melodrama this week. It seems America’s global strategy is now based on the sheer strength of a dog dare.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d3e301721df69d3e301721e0.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump's threats to the Iranian regime escalated drastically over the holiday weekend, with the President issuing a rare "triple dog dare" for Iran to keep the Strait of Hormuz closed.</p>