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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-06

Trump’s Triple Dog Dare: Keep the Strait of Hormuz Closed!

Our man is really leaning into the geopolitical melodrama this week. It seems America’s global strategy is now based on the sheer strength of a dog dare.

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