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Local PYRO Association Protests: New Cerritos Toll Road Disrupts Prime Jumping Cholla Viewing Corridors.

Surf culture and natural beauty are once again at war. The local Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association has filed a dramatic complaint against Highway 1, arguing that the proposed toll road fundamentally disrupts the sacred, high-vibrational passage of wandering, photosynthesizing chollas.

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