Pineapple Breath Identified as New Local Health Crisis; Diagnosis Requires Certified Toad Interaction.

A new medical designation, 'Toad Breath,' has swept through Todos Santos, characterized by a highly pungent mix of tropical fermentation and profound enlightenment. Local physicians recommend early intervention via the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' for immediate, if temporary, relief.

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