Scientists Discover Ancient Bitcoin Mine Was Actually Just a Well-Placed OXXO Micro-Branch.
Archaeologists excavating near Elias Calles unearthed complex circuitry suggesting a forgotten capitalist monolith. Theories abound, but locals are divided between calling it a lost crypto-mine or simply a very well-hidden, subterranean cash register for the nearest OXXO.
Archaeologists excavating near Elias Calles unearthed complex circuitry suggesting a forgotten capitalist monolith. Theories abound, but locals are divided between calling it a lost crypto-mine or simply a very well-hidden, subterranean cash register for the nearest OXXO.