Scientists Discover Ancient Bitcoin Mine Was Actually Just a Well-Placed OXXO Micro-Branch.

Archaeologists excavating near Elias Calles unearthed complex circuitry suggesting a forgotten capitalist monolith. Theories abound, but locals are divided between calling it a lost crypto-mine or simply a very well-hidden, subterranean cash register for the nearest OXXO.

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