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humor De Speld 2026-04-06

Rembrandt had to redraw The Night Watch because the captain kept blinking.

Apparently, the Dutch masters were hampered by dramatic eyelid fatigue, requiring a costly do-over. Just another day in art history, where poor focus leads to panicked, expense-inducing repainting.

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