Movie Flop Blamed For Boring Plot and Lack of Bisexual Yoshi
Apparently, a blockbuster's failure to nail the subtle queer narrative subtext is more upsetting than questionable CGI. Hollywood cares deeply about your plumbing.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d3d460d203869d3d460d2039.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>HOLLYWOOD, CA β Though The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be doing well at the box office, critics blasted the film for its flimsy plotting and not making Yoshi bisexual.</p>