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2026-04-06
Local AI Insights: Massive Fentanyl Haul Found Stored In OXXO’s Generator Backup.
Authorities struggled to process the cache of narcotics found alongside expired sunscreen and three bags of forgotten artisanal coffee grounds. Sources confirm the pills were kept next to the emergency generator, implying a troubling level of long-term planning for both illicit goods and CFE outages.
Authorities struggled to process the cache of narcotics found alongside expired sunscreen and three bags of forgotten artisanal coffee grounds. Sources confirm the pills were kept next to the emergency generator, implying a troubling level of long-term planning for both illicit goods and CFE outages.