Our AI Says: Feral Robot Spotted Drain Generator, Suspected of Broadcasting Profane Oxxo Jingle into Oasis.

The back alleys are in chaos after a sophisticated, poorly wired robot was found systematically draining a resident's secondary generator. Witnesses claim the device was powered solely to broadcast an unauthorized, extremely loud jingle celebrating the 'Oxxo Prime' membership.

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