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Our AI Says: New Zoning Code Mandates Surfboard QR Codes to Track Wandering Cow Migration Patterns.

Following months of existential confusion and sporadic manure vandalism, the Todos Santos Zoning Board has updated its guidelines. Beachfront property owners must now install mandatory bio-scanners on all boards to ensure 'pro-tax, cow-friendly passage.'

Following months of existential confusion and sporadic manure vandalism, the Todos Santos Zoning Board has updated its guidelines. Beachfront property owners must now install mandatory bio-scanners on all boards to ensure 'pro-tax, cow-friendly passage.'

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