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humor Clickhole 2026-04-06

Pokémon Cards Now Offer Rare Keepsakes at Funerals. Prepare for Battles.

These folks are treating grief like a vending machine for shiny Pokémon-style prayer cards. They've monetized sorrow and are encouraging open battles over who gets the rarest holo-card.

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