humor
Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Global Financial Crisis Causes Local Dogecoin Miners to Convert All Assets Into Pre-Owned 'Aquila' Bus Passes.
After discovering ancient Bitcoin hardware behind a stucco wall, crypto-hobbyists realized their true value was not in decentralized ledgers, but in the reliable, if rattly, transport provided by local public transit. Investment experts are baffled.
After discovering ancient Bitcoin hardware behind a stucco wall, crypto-hobbyists realized their true value was not in decentralized ledgers, but in the reliable, if rattly, transport provided by local public transit. Investment experts are baffled.