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The Sacred Geometry of Gas Pumps: Guru Reveals Oxxo's Utility Payment Slot Is Key to Unlocking Your Spiritual Wealth.

Following a breakthrough seminar involving a very damp sponge, the local guru insists that the numerical sequence of the OXXO debit slot mirrors the rotational patterns of the celestial Jackrabbit. Tip: bring a toad for optimal focus.

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