Local Zoning Board Mandates All Surf Towns Must Integrate 4-Story Structures to Avert Noxious Sea Breeze and Existential Dread.
Developers near Pescadero must now build vertical art installations, supposedly to shield wealthy tourists from the ‘bad vibes’ carried by the Pacific. Failure to comply results in fines payable in artisanal mezcal.
Developers near Pescadero must now build vertical art installations, supposedly to shield wealthy tourists from the ‘bad vibes’ carried by the Pacific. Failure to comply results in fines payable in artisanal mezcal.