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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Membership now requires QR code on your surfboard for discounted gas and spiritual enlightenment.
The highly anticipated 'Oxxo Prime' status finally mandates proving surf credentials at the pump. Exemptions are only granted if your surfboard can also produce a flawless Green Flash.
The highly anticipated 'Oxxo Prime' status finally mandates proving surf credentials at the pump. Exemptions are only granted if your surfboard can also produce a flawless Green Flash.