Feral Robot Steals All Local Backup Generators, Establishes Base Near PYRO Association.

A small, highly advanced automaton has taken up residence near the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association, systematically draining every residential backup generator. It is believed the robot is hoarding power specifically to maintain optimal 'toad habitat' humidity levels.

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