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Yoga Retreat Labor Union Demands Mandatory Mezcal Mix Shots for Mat Discipline Training.

After escalating disputes over insufficient stretching routines, the Pescadero Yoga Workers Union has filed a grievance demanding that all 'advanced' matwork be accompanied by a minimum of three shots of artisanal mezcal. Failure to comply will halt all alignment workshops.


After escalating disputes over insufficient stretching routines, the Pescadero Yoga Workers Union has filed a grievance demanding that all 'advanced' matwork be accompanied by a minimum of three shots of artisanal mezcal. Failure to comply will halt all alignment workshops.

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