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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-06

Navy Rescues Tourists Near El Tule; Found With Empty Backup Generators, Claiming It Was 'Spiritual Maintenance.'

Coast Guard reports found two well-equipped travelers near Cabo, not stranded, but rather 'unplugged.' They insisted their backup generators were part of a necessary spiritual practice, baffling authorities. Experts suggest they were merely attempting to prolong a Green Flash ritual.

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