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humor The Onion 2026-04-06

Leaving NATO: Why the Pickleball Federation is a much better idea.

Apparently, the world's geopolitical woes pale in comparison to the freedom offered by joining a purely recreational sport. Bye-bye, military might; hello, paddle.

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