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2026-04-06
Local Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum Height To Protect Neighbors From Noxious Beige Breezes
Addressing the architectural vanity of the affluent expat community, the local zoning board has instituted a minimum of four stories for all new beachfront builds. The stated purpose: shielding wealthy tourists from ‘undesirable sea breezes and dangerous shades of beige.’
Addressing the architectural vanity of the affluent expat community, the local zoning board has instituted a minimum of four stories for all new beachfront builds. The stated purpose: shielding wealthy tourists from ‘undesirable sea breezes and dangerous shades of beige.’