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2026-04-06
Our AI Says: Surfboard QR Code Mandatory Due to Munchies Drone Pilot Strikes
Munchies drone delivery service suspends operations until all surfers register their boards via a mandatory QR code billing system. Owners report receiving suspicious emails referencing ‘hydro-utility surcharges’ and unexplained fees for ambient wind resistance.
Munchies drone delivery service suspends operations until all surfers register their boards via a mandatory QR code billing system. Owners report receiving suspicious emails referencing ‘hydro-utility surcharges’ and unexplained fees for ambient wind resistance.