Local AI Insights: Pemex Failure Triggers Mandatory Generator Usage, Demanding Prime OXXO Membership

Following a mysterious regional power dip linked to aging Pemex infrastructure, residents are forced to use costly backup generators, leading to an immediate, unauthorized upgrade of local OXXO pump stations for 'Premium Energy Guests.' Critics argue this is peak Baja classism.

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