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2026-04-06
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Elias Calles Archaeologists Find Ancient Bitcoin Mine Behind Dumpster, Not Gold.
The dusty hills behind Elias Calles have yielded startling results: a working, 15-year-old crypto mining array. Experts are currently debating whether the site is an ancient power source or simply the result of a misplaced, extremely optimistic American Airbnb owner.
The dusty hills behind Elias Calles have yielded startling results: a working, 15-year-old crypto mining array. Experts are currently debating whether the site is an ancient power source or simply the result of a misplaced, extremely optimistic American Airbnb owner.