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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Todos Toads Secret Society Announces New Initiative to Guard OXXO's Prime Pump Lane from Uninitiated Crypto Miners.
Amphibious illuminati have taken to the hills behind Todos Santos, establishing highly protective territorial boundaries around the local convenience store. Sources say they are concerned that the discovery of an ancient Bitcoin mine will spoil the sacred purity of the subsidized gasoline.
Amphibious illuminati have taken to the hills behind Todos Santos, establishing highly protective territorial boundaries around the local convenience store. Sources say they are concerned that the discovery of an ancient Bitcoin mine will spoil the sacred purity of the subsidized gasoline.