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2026-04-06
New Zoning Board Mandate Requires All Beachfront Builds to Be 4 Stories High to Repel Noxious Surf Wisdom.
The local governing body has decreed that unless a new structure boasts a minimum of four floors, it risks being compromised by aggressive, 'dangerous green flashes' emanating from the Pacific. This is standard procedure now, replacing the old rules about simply needing a tasteful patio.
The local governing body has decreed that unless a new structure boasts a minimum of four floors, it risks being compromised by aggressive, 'dangerous green flashes' emanating from the Pacific. This is standard procedure now, replacing the old rules about simply needing a tasteful patio.