Toad's AI Discovery: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum Height to Protect 'Toad Licking Green Flash' Ritual.

Following unprecedented mystical sightings, the Todos Santos zoning board voted to immediately prohibit all single-story beachfront architecture. Buildings must now be designed to maximize the structural reflection needed for the perfect, life-altering Green Flash experience.

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